I swear I have the worst luck with Apple products of any customer in the history of Apple.

I took in my computer (~6 month old MacBook Pro) because it wasn’t booting up past the Apple logo. The guy said he had “never seen” this problem before (I swear to god, if I had a dollar for everytime I’ve heard that one…) and they’re checking it in but its likely hard drive failure.

Remember that time last June when my hard drive of my last computer failed and the display broke and they replaced both and then a month later the logic board failed? And then when they replaced it, I took it home and my computer didn’t turn on, even though it worked fine in the store? And then I took it back, and they told me they’d given me a “bad part” and they would replace it with a new one? And then they called me the next day and said that my computer wasn’t responding to any of the parts and they’d give me a brand new computer?

Now, this brand new computer’s hard drive is failing.

And don’t even get me started on all of the chargers I’ve had to have replaced.